2D9 School of Life
School of Life
George Costanza School
Comprehensive, coeducational school in Lewisham.
Settings: 2 classrooms. The refectory. Sick bay. Break hall. Staffroom. Headteacher’s office. Assembly hall (with assembly every day about misdeeds).
-Headteacher, Mr Gullible. Short, fat, with glasses, balding, teaches French. Naïve, nice, liar, rides a bike to school.
-The music teacher, Miss Jullie. Paranoiac, throws calk on pupils, always shouting, thin, bad musician.
-A trial prefect for Sixth Form. Donald. He wears glasses, greased hair, always in his uniform, the teachers’ pet.
-There are clans: geeks, gothics, chearleaders.
-The science teacher, Mr Kramer. Writes cyffers no one can read.
-Sarah Mesrouche, a pest, curious, violent, self-confident, always bullying Donald (who is in love with her)
-Mohamed Hamoud, nice, always punished in Sarah’s place, the class clown, cross-eyed
-Haroon Malik, always high, trying to work but not succeeding (class bottom)